ur “YOU MIGHT BE DRUNK” tee is 100% cotton and 1000% accurate for Friday nights, questionable decisions, and family reunions. Whether you’re sipping, chugging, or just navigating life with the grace of a baby giraffe, this shirt says what your face probably already does.
Perfect for patio season, bachelor parties, or just reminding people why you don’t get invited to formal events anymore.
Available in sizes S-2XL because poor choices come in all shapes.
✅Wear responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not your mom.✅