This “Not Friendly Do Not Touch” Hoodie is the perfect bold statement piece for anyone who likes to keep their personal space sacred—with a side of savage humour! Featuring a massive, eye-catching back print in crisp white letters screaming “NOT FRIENDLY DO NOT Touch” (with that sassy pink cursive “Touch” for extra flair), this pullover hoodie screams attitude from every angle.

Handcrafted with pride by Crafty Goodies N Gifts (CGG) right here in Canada, this hoodie combines cozy comfort with unapologetic personality. Ideal for introverts, sarcasm lovers, boundary enforcers, or anyone channeling their inner “leave me alone” vibe—whether you’re running errands, chilling at home, or subtly warning the world to back off.

Key Features:

•  Premium heavyweight fleece blend for superior warmth and softness

•  Classic unisex hoodie fit with adjustable drawstring hood and front kangaroo pocket

•  Durable, high-quality screen-printed back graphic that withstands washes

Wear it loud, wear it proud—this one’s for the not-so-friendly folks who don’t do small talk. Perfect gift for the sarcastic friend, the personal-space guardian, or yourself on those “don’t even try it” days!